Thursday, May 28, 2009

Hate for Humor #6 - Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam....



I should probably look this up, but was the insane rat-bastard who created the vile abomination known as Spam? Why would this tripe of humanity be allowed on our breakfast tables? The only reason I can think of, is to squeeze every last cent out of every pig, rat, or whatever they make it from that comes through the Hormel factories. I mean wtf people? It is an evil, slimy, pre-cooked, gelatinous, mass of horror, that can't be worth all the indigestion later....can it? Apparently it can, because they even have other "flavors": Tabasco flavored, Garlic flavored (*shudder*), and now they're into the turkey biz with an Oven roasted turkey flavor.....Oh...My...God!!! Leave those poor birds alone, don't they have enough to deal with already?? Guhhhh....I hate SPAM!

View the video I posted for more Spam fun!

1 comment:

  1. Your grandfather liked spam. I do, too, in moderation,just the old, original spam spam spam with spam. Fried, crispy edges. It's cheap (no, I don't think about what body parts or insects or other vermin are ground up in it). It's what you eat when you have no $$ for any other form of...well, let's go ahead and put those quote marks around it..."protein". You, of course, actually poured beans out of an apartment window, so what can I possibly say to you about living inexpensively :-)
    Sarah Deere

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