Hate for Humor #14 - John & Kate - Too Late

Oh, so now you have an announcement for us do you? Why? To tell us what we already know. that you both are gold-digging, gravy-trainin', attention-whores that fail to think of anything about yourself? Here's too a quick and painless cancellation of your pathetic excuse of a show. I feel for the children; if we're all lucky, none of them will go postal on us in some random restaurant after a flash back of Kate's hideous hairdo. Go the way of the dinosaurs J & K, I hate you!

Hate for Humor #13 - WTF is wrong with parents?

I recently saw a sickening TV "reality" show on VH1, that followed the misadventures of children like this one above, and their horrifying parents. I came to the conclusion that they are all quite mad. An easy conclusion, say you? Just try to imagine yourself doing something like this to your children; some may say, "it's just harmless fun!", some could say, "there's nothing sexual about any of this!" While another may say, "this child is my meal ticket, and don't you forget it!" The absolute gall of the people who organize these ethical abortions, is unimaginable at best, and a sign of pedophilia at worst. I don't blame the children in these cases; it is the parents who are to blame. Kiddie pageant parents, I hate you!

Much Hate, No Humor....#1

I can't find any humor in this despicable situation...these murdering bastards need to be swept from power as soon as possible. There has been murder, corruption, and lies within the Iranian Government for many years, and now the chickens are coming home to roost. The youth of Iran has been quietly seething for some time under the oppressive yoke of the religious extremists, and it only took one spark to light the powder keg. I fully support the students and people of Iran in their quest for freedom; it doesn't matter how long it takes, I believe they will prevail. I hope that our President Obama will not go the way of Bush Sr. and abandon the people of Iran as Bush did to the Kurds. Let's hope that the deaths of young people like Neda, can lead to the ouster of these people, and her memory can be used for peace and not just revenge. I call on all those who believe in their cause to keep pressure on their Congress person, Senator, Mayor, President, or whoever they want to, in order to not let the people of Iran down.

Hate for Humor #12 - Being Dick Cheney

So you "smell blood in the water" on National Security issues do you? When don't you smell blood you miserable old bastard? You have it all over your hands; the deaths of thousands from D.C. to Baghdad are on you, my fine friend. How can you be serious? According to the new chief of the CIA, you are "almost wishing for another terrorist attack". WTF? Wasn't 911 enough for you, do you really think you'll be proved right? Why haven't you died yet, Dick? I wonder how much your soul is worth in hell? GO AWAY, keep supporting gay marriage, while advocating spying on American citizens, and being a general caricature of yourself. Where's Tonya Harding's band of criminal masterminds when you need them.....?

Hate for Humor #11 - Palin-tology

Why can't this inbred Idaho potato just keep her trap shut? David Letterman only said you have a "slutty flight attendant look", why so defensive, you slut? You know you love this stuff anyway, Sarah, because no one was talking about you for five minutes, right? Stop being an attention whore! Stop make-believing that you ave any chance in hell of defeating my Prez Obama, you can't even beat Newt F*cking Gingrich! On second thought, keep running your mouth, keep raising money for 2012....I'm gonna need a good laugh now n' then!

Hate for Humor #10 - Carrie Me....Away!!!

Score one more for Carrie California Prejean.....what a joke...I almost feel sorry for The Donald for sticking his leathered neck out for this wench......almost sorry, that is......go back to being completely irrelevant Carrie, keep hating gays, and being a general female douche....goodnight now!

Hate for Humor #9 Boyle on the Brain

Let's be real here people; you know Susan Boil...er Boyle was never gonna make it, right? It's all nonsense, human beings enjoy beautiful things, beautiful people, and the lifestyles of the rich & famous. We can talk all we want to about "the beauty within", and pretend that we would be different than those who are so "shallow". That's all self-righteous bullsh#t, and you know it! Would you put a poster of this old hag on your wall? Do you really want to continue to see the dry-heave inducing images like the one above? No, I don't think so, thank yo very much. She is a flash in the pan, an anomaly of human development. Sure she has a great voice; let her do Disney animated movies, Pixar sh*t bucket movies, anything to keep her off the screen! My hate isn't so much for her, as it is all the lying, holier-than-thou, "enlightened folk who won't admit the truth: She's not easy on the eyes, baby!

Hate for Humor #8 - Spencer for Hire?

F#ck you Spencer...who? Oh yeah f#ck you, you worthless Pratt. Stop being a Pratt btw...Why are you being paid for showing up on television? Who likes you? Who are the dregs of society who pay attention to you and your "creepy flesh-colored beard"(credit Joel McHale)? There you are on an MSNBC low-light having a little prayer session with Blago's wife, and his "wife" the Montag beeeyotch! How sickening is it to be you, Pratt? Go back to getting in fights with guys that are half your size, having fake marriages, and generally being a world-class douche....I hate my country for loving this waste of sperm.....