Hate for Humor #4 - I still love BACON, but not the MEDIA

Dear hacks and talking heads,

Please stop infusing our airwaves with non-stop hysteria about the swine flu. Why do you insist on trying to keep us all afraid to step outside the house?? Just shut up, please. Stick with selling us sex, drugs, and rock n roll. Continue reporting only half the story, and closing down newspapers, cuz your all bankrupt. I hate the media....