Slow Turners (How to Piss me Off)

I am a man who keeps all my pet peeves well-fed and cared for. I love my pet peeves, so loyal, so understanding....so hateful. Let me introduce you to one of them now: The slow turner. The slow turner is an individual who delights in pissing off the overly-caffeinated driver behind them by either hesitating to turn onto a street with a last minute turn signal and no traffic to stop them from making said turn, and/or not knowing where in the hell they are going, and creeping along in their car trying to find out where in the hell they are going. They are closely related to painfully-slow-turn-into-gas station-driver, and waiting-for-the-perfect-space-between-traffic-to-enter-a busy street-driver. I don't drive much, but when I do, I will invariably encounter these traffic fungi. Yet another reason for me to hate, and I love it.