Hate for Humor #16 - Heyyy Joe....

I've never really been the biggest fan of Michael Jackson, but I feel badly for him and his family for how his life ended. One man who obviously doesn't share my feelings is his devil of a poppa Joe Jackson. Not only has he gravy-trained his way through life standing on the backs of his talented children, he beat young Michael and probably helped make him into the freak show he eventually became.

This miserable excuse for human existence then had the gall to have not one, but TWO, press conferences about MJ, in which he did not seem the least bit sad about his son's untimely death, but more concerned with pimping his record label, like he pimped his children. I don't wish bad things to happen to people often, but I do here. I wish bleeding hemorrhoids upon you, you filthy dog!

Hate for Humor #15 - Punk-Ass Skater Brats

I don't really have any problem with skateboarders in per se, but I do have a problem with little skater douche bags like the ones pictured here. Every time I see them, they are jumping and doing little tricks on private property, spray painting businesses or peoples homes, and generally being worthless little shits. I was on the bus the other day, when I witnessed an inexcusable act of piss-ant behavior; one of them, similar to the ones above, looked this way and that (you always know there up to something when they do that) and then proceeded to scratch his "tag" on the bus windows - which were brand fucking new - and then look at me with a "so, what are you gonna do about it" look.

I wish I had a cattle prod and a rubber hose for his little punk ass, but alas, none was available. These little bastards one of the reasons why bus fares and passes are always going up. If I catch him again on another bus doing that, I will be forced to be a rat, and turn him in to the proper authorities; then perhaps he can get a full cavity search with his new boyfriend in juvee.

Hate for Humor #14 - John & Kate - Too Late

Oh, so now you have an announcement for us do you? Why? To tell us what we already know. that you both are gold-digging, gravy-trainin', attention-whores that fail to think of anything about yourself? Here's too a quick and painless cancellation of your pathetic excuse of a show. I feel for the children; if we're all lucky, none of them will go postal on us in some random restaurant after a flash back of Kate's hideous hairdo. Go the way of the dinosaurs J & K, I hate you!

Hate for Humor #13 - WTF is wrong with parents?

I recently saw a sickening TV "reality" show on VH1, that followed the misadventures of children like this one above, and their horrifying parents. I came to the conclusion that they are all quite mad. An easy conclusion, say you? Just try to imagine yourself doing something like this to your children; some may say, "it's just harmless fun!", some could say, "there's nothing sexual about any of this!" While another may say, "this child is my meal ticket, and don't you forget it!" The absolute gall of the people who organize these ethical abortions, is unimaginable at best, and a sign of pedophilia at worst. I don't blame the children in these cases; it is the parents who are to blame. Kiddie pageant parents, I hate you!

Much Hate, No Humor....#1

I can't find any humor in this despicable situation...these murdering bastards need to be swept from power as soon as possible. There has been murder, corruption, and lies within the Iranian Government for many years, and now the chickens are coming home to roost. The youth of Iran has been quietly seething for some time under the oppressive yoke of the religious extremists, and it only took one spark to light the powder keg. I fully support the students and people of Iran in their quest for freedom; it doesn't matter how long it takes, I believe they will prevail. I hope that our President Obama will not go the way of Bush Sr. and abandon the people of Iran as Bush did to the Kurds. Let's hope that the deaths of young people like Neda, can lead to the ouster of these people, and her memory can be used for peace and not just revenge. I call on all those who believe in their cause to keep pressure on their Congress person, Senator, Mayor, President, or whoever they want to, in order to not let the people of Iran down.

Hate for Humor #12 - Being Dick Cheney

So you "smell blood in the water" on National Security issues do you? When don't you smell blood you miserable old bastard? You have it all over your hands; the deaths of thousands from D.C. to Baghdad are on you, my fine friend. How can you be serious? According to the new chief of the CIA, you are "almost wishing for another terrorist attack". WTF? Wasn't 911 enough for you, do you really think you'll be proved right? Why haven't you died yet, Dick? I wonder how much your soul is worth in hell? GO AWAY, keep supporting gay marriage, while advocating spying on American citizens, and being a general caricature of yourself. Where's Tonya Harding's band of criminal masterminds when you need them.....?

Hate for Humor #11 - Palin-tology

Why can't this inbred Idaho potato just keep her trap shut? David Letterman only said you have a "slutty flight attendant look", why so defensive, you slut? You know you love this stuff anyway, Sarah, because no one was talking about you for five minutes, right? Stop being an attention whore! Stop make-believing that you ave any chance in hell of defeating my Prez Obama, you can't even beat Newt F*cking Gingrich! On second thought, keep running your mouth, keep raising money for 2012....I'm gonna need a good laugh now n' then!