Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Hate for Humor #15 - Punk-Ass Skater Brats


I don't really have any problem with skateboarders in per se, but I do have a problem with little skater douche bags like the ones pictured here. Every time I see them, they are jumping and doing little tricks on private property, spray painting businesses or peoples homes, and generally being worthless little shits. I was on the bus the other day, when I witnessed an inexcusable act of piss-ant behavior; one of them, similar to the ones above, looked this way and that (you always know there up to something when they do that) and then proceeded to scratch his "tag" on the bus windows - which were brand fucking new - and then look at me with a "so, what are you gonna do about it" look.

I wish I had a cattle prod and a rubber hose for his little punk ass, but alas, none was available. These little bastards one of the reasons why bus fares and passes are always going up. If I catch him again on another bus doing that, I will be forced to be a rat, and turn him in to the proper authorities; then perhaps he can get a full cavity search with his new boyfriend in juvee.

2 comments:

  1. What's stuck up your arse? Sad you're not young anymore? Sad when you were younger that everyome hated you? Sad that everyone still does hate you? I knew all these peeps and they're all great people. I wish I had a cattle prod to electrocute your tiny little bollocks. Cunt. Come at me m8

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